Ancient Egypt Buff Pillows

Pyramid Garden

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Have your people call my people."

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases