Ancient Civilization Followers Gifts

Mayan 2012

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian Football

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Bugger!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Closed for Renovation

Romulus and Remus

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

How Romans give each other a high five...

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Pyramids exploding.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Modeling gig

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'