Ancient Civilization Followers Gifts

Mayan 2012

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Egyptian Football

Egyptian chiropractor.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Closed for Renovation

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Pyramids exploding.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Romulus and Remus

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Modeling gig

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Painted into a corner.