Ancient Civilizations Follower Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone captivated by ancient civilizations? Our unique products blend humor and history, offering a charming way to honor their passion for ancient cultures and legendary timelines. Ideal for history lovers who enjoy a creative twist, these items make thoughtful, conversation-starting presents.

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"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game." mockup

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

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"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating." mockup

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!" mockup

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

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'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!' mockup

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

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'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.' mockup

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

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Sundial Time

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'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.' mockup

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

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'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.' mockup

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

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'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?' mockup

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

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Egyptian Football

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Egyptian chiropractor.

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Pyramid Handicap Parking

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Goddess

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'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!' mockup

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

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Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam. mockup

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

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"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place." mockup

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

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Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders. mockup

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

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"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno." mockup

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

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How they did it . . .

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"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!" mockup

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

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Romulus and Remus

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'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?' mockup

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

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Mummy Tourist

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"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

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