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"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Sundial Time

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian Football

Egyptian chiropractor.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Goddess

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Bugger!'

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Romulus and Remus

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Pyramids exploding.

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Mummy Tourist

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'