Anatomy Jokesters Gifts

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Virtual Doctor

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

Heart Rate, Respiration, Insurance Remaining.

'Two scalpels and a nurses hat are missing...'

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

Patient charts

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

Grok's Black Hole Theory