Anatomy Jokesters Prints

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Virtual Doctor

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Cardiologist Henry Weil like to add some levity before surgery by hiding a whoopee cushion on the operating table.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

Quick! 5-second rule!

Heart Rate, Respiration, Insurance Remaining.

'Two scalpels and a nurses hat are missing...'

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

Patient charts

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."