Ambitious Novelist Gifts

"Soon to be a motion picture."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

What else is there to wish for?

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"What made you start blogging about success?"