Ambitious Novelist Prints

"Soon to be a motion picture."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....