Ambitious Moms Gifts

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

In the club.

Biological Alarm Clock.

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

Be A Doctor

Add your kids' ages together...

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Doctors talking about ways to confuse patients with jargon.

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'