Artistic Moms Gifts

'The frame isn't fooling her.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Yummy Mummy

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Igloo Art.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

Add your kids' ages together...

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

"Mama Mia, Mama Mia!"

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

"She's already on adult coloring books."

'It's good but unlike your earlier work, I think this new style is more vulnerable to a potential downturn in the art world.'

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'

Mother has jumper with NO written in big letters on the back.

'Mom says she's too busy to read anything right now so I'll just sign her name to my report card.'

'I'm a cardiologist with a child in third grade art class. What can I say?'

'Nice. Another picture of the fridge for the fridge.'

Happy Mother's Day

Organ Donor Unit

At school we don't call this finger painting. It's digital art.

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'