Fun-loving Moms Gifts

Add your kids' ages together...

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Children's Nursery

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

How's the new one?

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Multisports

I am to blame.

"Support the head."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

Switchback Playground.

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'