Playful Mom Gifts

Mother goosing her young son.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Circus Act

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'