Playful Mom Gifts

Mother goosing her young son.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'The kids were so sweet...'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Werewolves of London..."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Circus Act

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

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