Parental Ambition Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm afraid you could do better work in order to get your daughter into this school."

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Baby, baby maker

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"He wants to be an architect."

Be A Doctor

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

Money And Prestige

Mother Love is Without Logic

"Just wait 'til I've read this book."

Temp Agency Personnel. Where do you see yourself in five weeks?

My child is an honor student at Glasslicker Elementary School.

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.'

'Here is the feeding schedule and a S.A.T. word list. You can never start reviewing too early.'

Just As I Was About To...

"Dad's helping me with my homework. Where do we keep the aspirin?"

'I totally agree. I don't want kids either. Definitely not the maternal type. That said, I would never rule them out.'

The moms of the field hockey players you took home all called angry. What happened? The kids rode in the back of my pickup. I got pulled over. Are you mad? Are you kidding? They will never ask us for rides again! Free at last!

You are Here- But Do You Know Where Your Kids Are?

"Push me, Dad. Mozart was pushed."

"All my children have the potential I never could afford."

"A dog? No...she's got a vicious two year old boy!"