Enthusiastic Mom Gifts

Mom's a little over the top with this stuff, but I like that!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

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'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Child on a schedule.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Single parents.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Add your kids' ages together...

'A work in Progress.'

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

Working Moms

Mother and Baby

"My child has special wants."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

"But is my way the best way to do it???"

"It's done wonders for my back."

"Got any cravings?"

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

'Mom's really nervous because I've been good for too long.'

"I'd love to be a stay at home mum, but I'll get into so much trouble if I miss any more school."

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

Mother cradling baby.