Enthusiastic Mom Gifts

Mom's a little over the top with this stuff, but I like that!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

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'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Child on a schedule.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

'A work in Progress.'

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Single parents.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Add your kids' ages together...

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

Working Moms

Mother and Baby

"My child has special wants."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

"But is my way the best way to do it???"

"It's done wonders for my back."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Got any cravings?"

'Mom's really nervous because I've been good for too long.'

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

"I'd love to be a stay at home mum, but I'll get into so much trouble if I miss any more school."

Mother cradling baby.