Future Moms Gifts

Biological Alarm Clock.

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"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Fitness Programme for babies

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Baby, baby maker

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

In the club.

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'I'm on the way!'