'It was only a matter of time!'
Future Parent Ponderer Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for an aspiring parent or someone contemplating parenthood? Our creative collection features witty and warm items that capture the joys and uncertainties of this exciting life phase. From humorous mugs to inspiring art prints, find something that resonates with their hopes and dreams, offering both comfort and laughter as they prepare for this incredible new chapter.
Health class is such a waste! Why would anyone want to have a baby if they can't take care of it? Hold that thought!
"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."
"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."
TAP TAP TAP TAP
"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"
Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.
The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?
'When do they learn to stand upright?'
"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"
"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"
"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."
'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'
Baby, baby maker
Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!
In the club.
"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"
"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."
"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."
Biological Alarm Clock.
"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
"It's perfect for starting a family."
"It's a Facebook Friend Request."
Three Parent Baby
"Seventy-seven. How about yours."
'I'm on the way!'
"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"
Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'
"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."
'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'
'My kids don't understand me.'
'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'
Future Parent Ponderer Gifts Collection
Future Parent Ponderer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for future parents—find a funny, inspiring, or heartfelt design that captures their journey into parenthood.
Future Parent Ponderer Pillows
Check out our pillows with charming or humorous designs to brighten a new parent's space and reflect their exciting journey ahead.
Future Parent Ponderer Prints
View our collection of prints that celebrate the wonder of becoming a parent, making a thoughtful addition to any nursery or living space.
Future Parent Ponderer T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts collection and discover witty or inspiring designs perfect for anyone contemplating or preparing for parenthood.