New Parent Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for a new parent who loves to ponder and create? Explore our collection of humorous and heartfelt products that capture their reflective and imaginative personality. From mugs to prints, these gifts are designed to bring a smile and inspire their new journey into parenthood.

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"It's hard for me to tell if my father's having been in the delivery room when I was born is a real factor in my over-all sense of well-being."

"It's hard for me to tell if my father's having been in the delivery room when I was born is a real factor in my over-all sense of well-being." mockup

"It's hard for me to tell if my father's having been in the delivery room when I was born is a real factor in my over-all sense of well-being."

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City Zoo: Day Care

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"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone." mockup

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

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'Please tell me you're baby sitting?' mockup

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

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'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?' mockup

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.” mockup

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

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A young Don King

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"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..." mockup

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

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Cry babies.

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"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too." mockup

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

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The Baby Walker

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'I told you it would be useful.'

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'Ahhh...'

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baby sweetcorn...

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'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!'' mockup

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

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"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured." mockup

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

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'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.' mockup

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

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Interior design trends for parents.... mockup

Interior design trends for parents....

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'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.' mockup

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

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"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!" mockup

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

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A Communal Breakfast for the Young mockup

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

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'Hi hon! How's the little monster?' mockup

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

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"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something." mockup

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

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"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!" mockup

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

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"They're so adorable at that age!" mockup

"They're so adorable at that age!"

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Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy. mockup

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

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"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!" mockup

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

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When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it! mockup

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

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"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?" mockup

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

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'He has your nose and my ears.'

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'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?' mockup

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

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'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.' mockup

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

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A mother and baby elephant

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New Parent Ponderer Gifts Collection

New Parent Ponderer Mugs

Looking for more mugs that celebrate your thoughtful parent? Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt mug designs perfect for reflecting their creative spirit.

New Parent Ponderer Pillows

Add some cozy charm with pillows designed for pondering parents. Soft, inspiring, and perfect for relaxing moments after a busy day.

New Parent Ponderer Prints

Decorate their space with prints that celebrate parenthood’s thoughtful and creative side. Artistic designs perfect for any new parent’s home.

New Parent Ponderer T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak to the creative and contemplative side of new parents. Comfortable and fun, they make thoughtful gifts for this special time.