Amateur Athletes Gifts

"A little high and inside."

I like the Jets...I guess

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."