Amateur Boxer Gifts

"Dad! I didn't know you were a boxer!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'