Amateur Athletes Pillows

"A little high and inside."

I like the Jets...I guess

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower