Altar Humorist Gifts

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

At the 2021 Religious Games

"The Eggsorcist"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

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"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Daffodil bulbs

Single Prayer Health Insurance

R.C.I.A.

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

OM, SWEET OM

Champagne at the hunt

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."