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"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

"It was a botched surgery."

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Cat scratches dog's car.

Namastayyy

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Basic economy

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

A dog banging a snare drum.

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Prance! Prance I say!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Happy Entrails To You....

Dog's dinner.