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"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Stubborn Horse

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"It was a botched surgery."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Cat scratches dog's car.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Basic economy

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"It doesn't work on geese."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

A dog banging a snare drum.

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Prance! Prance I say!'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

He thinks I can't see him...

Cat putting dog poison into rat poison box.