Altar Boy Pillows

"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"Stag poker"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

The Deer of Spring.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

A businessman with moose antlers sprouting from his hat.

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

A baroque elk.

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Bassoon musical instrument.

A man discovers his son has cut off the antlers on his deer trophy to use as arms for his snowman.

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

"I honestly don't know why you didn't make Santa's sleigh team."

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

"It's rose, not pink...Because Jesus rose from the dead. He didn't pink from it."

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

Rudolph with baubles.

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'