Choir Boy Pillows

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"I lost the groove."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Angel playing music

Mexican angels.

Tenors

The Dog Choir

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Heaven

'It helps with reception.'

A singer being criticised

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

A family choir

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Four Chanting Monks

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."