Choir Rabbit Pillows

"I lost the groove."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Tenors

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Mexican angels.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'It helps with reception.'

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

A family choir

Four Chanting Monks

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Heaven

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Lion Choir.

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

Church Hymn

Choirboy