Altar Humorist Pillows

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

Emergency Hipster Beard

"The Eggsorcist"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Guru.

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"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Daffodil bulbs

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Champagne at the hunt

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.