Ant Antics Appreciator Pillows

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Ta Da!...

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Consider yourself chased."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Dog executives are in a duel

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'