Ant Antics Appreciator Pillows

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Consider yourself chased."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Dog executives are in a duel

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'