Avian Antics Appreciator Pillows

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

'This good home he came from-it wasn't an old SAILORS home was it?'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Bird Torture.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'I think he's lonely.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."