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Hunting wildfowl

Overdone bird jokes

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'I think he's lonely.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'