Avian Acrobat Admirer Pillows

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Bird Torture.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'I think he's lonely.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Could you keep still?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Giraffe Portrait

"Do you think the birds like me?"

May all your birthday wishes come true..