Airplane Antics Fans Pillows

"Just shut up! Can't you see you're interfering with the communication and navigation systems of the plane?"

Airport Security.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Stealth broom.'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

I brake for Jetliners.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Bad news. Our luggage went to the same place my old job did."

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

"No luggage."

Airport Pickups: Mr. Baines, Vinny and Daisy.

Santa Security Check

'Damn it! I can never remember which one's the lighter.'

Lost plane keys.

"What already?"

Dog scan.

Tranguility Airlines,

Obliging as always, Elliot agrees to take a flying leap.

Animals going through security before boarding Noah's Ark.

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'

For the chemist on the go: Laptop gas chromatography/mass spectrometer.

"Tower to AVX114. . . I don't think the problem's with your altimeter!"

'When will we be breaking the sound barrier?'