Alphabet Games Gifts

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Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Fast food. Even faster food

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Backfire

Cut Price

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Shampoo.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Dog Park

'Super Dog'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'