Alphabet Games Pillows

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Holiday time.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Cut Price

Fast food. Even faster food

Backfire

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Shampoo.

Dog Park

Silence of the Chickens...

'Super Dog'

Mixed Doubles.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'