Allyship Enthusiast Gifts

Asian-American Hate

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

On the brink.

"I don't do windows."

Arts and crafts

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Unconditional Loveseat

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

COWMIKAZES

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

Bowling ball head.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Pelican and Origami

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."