Alley Adventurer Gifts

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

Bowling.

Unconditional Loveseat

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Bowling ball head.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Beer

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Desert Island Raking

Where Cream Ale comes from

'What luck!'

Emigrating to Oz.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."