Alley Adventurer Pillows

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

Bowling.

Unconditional Loveseat

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Bowling ball head.

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Beer

Desert Island Raking

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'What luck!'

Emigrating to Oz.

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Bookshop Adventure

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'