Alley Aficionado Pillows

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

Bowling ball head.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Basketball.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Abacus.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"I totally meant to do that."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

Bertrand Russell

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

George Clooney.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

Such Terrible News...and Such Small Portions

Coarse Fishing.

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'