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'Honey, do you have a spare?'

Bowling ball head.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Basketball.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Abacus.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I totally meant to do that."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

Coarse Fishing.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Bertrand Russell

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'

"This is my crab!"

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."