Alley-oop Aficionado Pillows

Basketball.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Pillows in love.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Abacus.

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Bowling ball head.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Odd Spas

Book

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'I'm working from home today.'

Work From Home Power Suit

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Coarse Fishing.