Alley-oop Aficionado Gifts

Basketball.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Pillows in love.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Abacus.

Bowling ball head.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Book

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Odd Spas

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Procrastination Bucket List

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

Work From Home Power Suit

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

Coarse Fishing.

'I'm working from home today.'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.