Upside-down Aficionado Pillows

'What do you mean you nearly didn't recognise her that way up?'

Inverted Bat

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Giraffe Selfie

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Basketball.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

Turning with mathematical precision.

'There were long delays on the M4 this week after a pig trailer overturned.' - 'The police arrived on the scene quickly.' - 'Observers wryly noted that there were 'Pigs running all over the road.''

Stage Fright

'As the actor said to the female bishop.'

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

'Prior to serving as a network political policy analyst...our next speaker was a standup comic.'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

Jack Black

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

The comedy club