Upside-down Aficionado Pillows

'What do you mean you nearly didn't recognise her that way up?'

Inverted Bat

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Giraffe Selfie

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Basketball.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'Pop-up Bible.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

Turning with mathematical precision.

'As the actor said to the female bishop.'

'There were long delays on the M4 this week after a pig trailer overturned.' - 'The police arrived on the scene quickly.' - 'Observers wryly noted that there were 'Pigs running all over the road.''

Books. It's about raising dogs? Yes, it's a pup-up book.

'Prior to serving as a network political policy analyst...our next speaker was a standup comic.'

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

Stage Fright

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

'Tommy, stop throwing pencils into the floor or it's back to the principal's office!'

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.