Awkward Angle Aficionado Pillows

Giraffe Selfie

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Bad Interview Technique

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Turning with mathematical precision.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Coarse Fishing.

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

"This is my crab!"

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."