Alignment Aficionado Pillows

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Agility God

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Giraffe Selfie

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Just the slippers is fine!"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Money mangagement see-saw.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Life-Work Balance.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Office Ergonomics.

Comfort zone

Turning with mathematical precision.

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'