Alignment Aficionado Pillows

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Agility God

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Giraffe Selfie

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Money mangagement see-saw.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Life-Work Balance.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Office Ergonomics.

Comfort zone

Turning with mathematical precision.

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...