Awkward Angle Aficionado Prints

Giraffe Selfie

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Bad Interview Technique

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"God help us, it's that guy."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Turning with mathematical precision.

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

Coarse Fishing.

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"This is my crab!"

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."