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'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Second hand furniture.

High security Santa's grotto

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Lovely dovetail."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Men's fragrances...

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Online Shopping.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

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''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

Mediterranean Martini

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."