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'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Lovely dovetail."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Men's fragrances...

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

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'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Mediterranean Martini

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'