Allyship Advocate Gifts

',,,I want you to know that no matter what, you'll always be my son,,,'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

The Ascent of Woman

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Toad roadkill.

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

Will work for recognition.

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"You’ll have better luck if you don’t eat the bait."

Welcome to Mars: 'As long as the damn thing can only see 3D I figure we're in the clear!'

Don't worry! It's within walking distance.

"I'm psyched!"

Water carriers/bearers.

'Look at this teenie-weenie chip, Schmidt! Who would have thought that it could replace a great big guy like you!'

Asian-American Hate

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

"Promise you'll spend it on flies?"

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."

"Should've thought of that before we left. Next rest stop is 4.2 light-years away."