Allyship Enthusiast Mugs

Asian-American Hate

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

On the brink.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

Arts and crafts

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Unconditional Loveseat

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

COWMIKAZES

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Bowling ball head.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Pelican and Origami

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'