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Psychic Hotline: Don't call us - we'll call you!!

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Mermaid Art

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Giant Sale!

Nikolay Rerih

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Big Medium

Greek goddess

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Shakespearean Actor

Walkies with the Stars

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

Superstitious Black Cat

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

'Must be Pandora's.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Werewolves of London, Ontario

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"